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Three very bad mama jokes [Adult Content]

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These three are my worst. They're tasteless, but I'm sure some of you are not so squeemish.

Here goes.

Yo Mama is like a bowling ball; she's round n' fat and you can fit three fingers in her!

Yo Mama is like a bowling pin;  she's skinny, hangs around in alleys, and get's hit by balls on a regular basis!

Yo Mama is like a brick; she dirty, flat on both sides, and always gets laid by Mexicans!
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~Shadow-at-Moonhigh Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pardon mah spamming of your MORONTOPIA comic! *nervouslaugh*
IT JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY! :iconderpreactionplz:

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~Demondog888 Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh it's cool! I love to progress my comic and I know everyone likes to read it!

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I hope you all laugh until you throw up!
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~Shadow-at-Moonhigh Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Phew! :iconimhappyplz:

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~Demondog888 Apr 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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~SilentAssassin21 Feb 26, 2012
Hope you don't mind, but I tagged you, The thing I tagged you for is in my Journal, labelled 'Oh noes, tagged'. :0| Sorry 'bout that.

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~Demondog888 Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's cool to tag me! ;)

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*EllieTheSmuggler Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Happy extremely belated bdays (i was busy stealing Alty's manbra... well, at least tried) and merry XMAS.


2012 Needs more AssCreed imo. We'll need something to laughing our effin ass off, while the last civilized world ends. And wearing manbra of course.

If you need me i'll be @Masyaf. Tormenting Altaïr together with Al-Muallimlim. MABOI!

*Comment sponsored by Manbra*

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~Demondog888 Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Kay', I be makin' dem comics.

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*EllieTheSmuggler Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
^3^

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One day, the time will come and that long war will end. Then i'll retreat my little old hut. I'll crawl into my bed and curl up to sleep, till i forget this madness.
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~Jaegerofice Dec 3, 2011
Happy belated B-day congrulatories. 20's are the best years of life do not waste a day ;)

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