I hate Edward. He's a creepy, sadistic, perverted retard who preys on stupid chicks. "your like mah personal drug" He says. Sounds like a line he stole from a K.Fed song. Go figure, since he is retarded and a shame to vampire kind.

And for his mental state, what the hell has he ever learned in all those 100 years as an undead stalker?

I though Paris Hilton deserved the death penalty for making a song album, let alone those home-made porn vids, But this is simply an atrocity. How can someone possibly make a movie out of something so vile?

And Edward's face? Hoo man. I find less cover behind a bush than I do his eyebrows. His eyes make me sick, cuz they remind me of the ancient jar of peaches my dad keeps under his cabnet, and his nose deserves the gas chamber. His hair is sicker than an un-shaven arm pit, and his skin complexion is no prettier than Hitler's...After he died!

Don't even get me started on his body.

Now if you excuse me, I have an over-all rating for this horrible, tastleless, hapless, moronic, and endless retardation of a vampire:
I'll give him half...OF NOOOOOOTHIIIIIING!!!!!