Trevor Wants To Be A Part Of Your World

(Sung to the song "A part of your world" from The Little Mermaid)

Look at this shit,
isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
The guy who has everything?

Look at this trailer
Horrors untold
How many wonders can one trailer hold?
Looking around here you'd think
Damn, he's got everything

I've got uppers and downers a-plenty
I've got ganja and freebase n' more!
You want crystal meth?
They cost $20! (says aggresively)

But who cares?
No big deal
I want MORE!

I wanna be where the hookers are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing
Walking around in those - what do you call 'em?
Oh... heels

Flippin your finger, you don't get too far
Cars are required for hooker-romancing
Or at least driving over them down a - what's that word again?
Street...

Up where there's pimps, gangsters n' hoes
The wonderful place called Los Santos
Being slutty - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give to get out of this trailer park?
What would I pay to spend a day in a dress?
But I confess, I'm a fucking mess
But I'm sure they won't notice me after dark
Sick of these chores, in Sandy Shores
Fuck boredness

I'm ready to mingle with those who are single
Or married or in a cult, I don't care
About this rash I got - why does it
Burn?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, to explore all of San Andreas
Out on the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world...