OVERWATCH (lol)

K, so people are all into Overwatch. I went an looked at it. Looks cool. I like the diversity, fanservice in that area not a far cry from Power Rangers back in the day (hopefully not cursed). Lotsa nice dudes 

I'm gonna make a shpeal of my first impressions of each Character (since I LOVE characters)
Now let me be clear: THESE WERE FIRST IMPRESSIONS. The characters either grew on me or I just continued to make fun of them.

:bademoticon:  Tracer - "Ah... sporty gal. Total game cover material. Shes... different. Something bout her I can't quite..."
 Mercy - "Angel medic. Fair game. Whaaa? German accent? That was kinda blatant. Because she sounds like you-know-who..."

  Mei: "Aww she's freakin cute!"
 Zarya: "Aw sweet! Muscle hound!"
 Semetra: "Eeeyyy cool! An Indian lady! She looks... I got the feeling she's mean..."
:bademoticon: Widowmaker: "cool name. She looks like she can be a real bitch (not a bad thing)."
:bademoticon: Sombra: "Ahk well... yeah that works! A fresh breath of air from the whole Mexico = technologically behind bullshit that I hear about too many times"
:bademoticon: D.Va: "She's cute- ALREADY HATE HER."
  Pharah: "Dangerous and well-armored. I can't seem to find a personality anywhere (yet)"
Ana: "Kickass old lady I've ever seen since Big Mama from MGS4, 'cept you actually play as her!"

Okay, on with the dudes

 Genji: "Fast. Mysterious like the dark side of the moon (I'm terrible). Ah... Cyborg ninjas may be played out a bit, but the ass gives him a pass..."
 McCree: "Okay, clearly a Clint Eastwood character archetype, but the new generation don't even know who that is, so I guess they get away with that one. He's dopey in a way. Kinda funny/cute."
   Reaper: "That's fucking Corvo Attano. How does no one else see this?"
 Soldier 76: "Hah! An old guy. Guess we all can use another old guy."
Bastion: "Beep beep boop!"
Hanzo: "OH COME ON! It was about a YEAR when Scorpion from MKX was revealed to be named Hanzo Hasashi! GUUUURRRRRCK- Dammit this guy has pretty eyes! I'll let it slide"
:bademoticon: Junkrat: "Oh look, a crazy person. Lol his hair is on fire"
Torbjorn: "Dell Conagher and Gimli had a baby...I wish I was there"
Reinhardt: "Looks like the go-to guy when you keep losing game matches..."
Roadhog: "That pig face is freakin cool! The ink on his gut is cool! Brings me back to the days when me an the fam set up our booth at the Tiger Rally in Texas. There were so many drunk bikers there, don get me started!"
Winston: "This guy would have been a kickass addition to the Max Steel team!"
Lucio: "Cuteness of this guy caught me off guard. I kinda felt like the black DJ thing was played out far more than the cyborg ninja gimmick, but he has a cute face"
Zenyatta: "An extra android? Huh, a monk-android...cool."

Anyways. These were FIRST IMPRESSIONS. I have changed my views a bit, but you can feel free to argue with me anyways (I have nobody to talk to), and I plan to draw some comics with these guys some time. I think exploring their personalities will be fun!